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magnetika: See this badass motherfucker? This is a real creature. It has six wing-like arms. Count em. SIX. This motherfucker eats the MANOWAR. You know that dangerous venomous kill-you-dead motherfucker? This EATS THEM. Know what else it does? It concentrates their venomous spines on the tips of its goddamn fingers to use as its own weapon. And do you know what that means? Since it concentrates the stingers, it’s MORE DEADLY than the Manowars it goddamn EATS. FUCK. Pretty FUCKING IMPRESSIVE for a THREE CENTIMETER LONG HERMAPHRODITE, isn’t it? SHIT, this little motherfucker will FUCK UP YOUR LIFE. Know what they call this little bitch? THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BLUE DRAGON, YOU HEARD? BLUE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON. You know you’re a badass son of a bitch when a scientist looks at you in all your 3 centimeter glory and straight up calls you a goddamn dragon. MOTHERFUCKING TITTY SPRINKLES, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL DEMON OF THE SEA.
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See this badass motherfucker? This is a real creature. It has six wing-like arms. Count em. SIX. This motherfucker eats the MANOWAR. You know that dangerous venomous kill-you-dead motherfucker? This EATS THEM. Know what else it does? It concentrates their venomous spines on the tips of its goddamn fingers to use as its own weapon. And do you know what that means? Since it concentrates the stingers, it’s MORE DEADLY than the Manowars it goddamn EATS. FUCK. Pretty FUCKING IMPRESSIVE for a THREE CENTIMETER LONG HERMAPHRODITE, isn’t it? SHIT, this little motherfucker will FUCK UP YOUR LIFE. Know what they call this little bitch? THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BLUE DRAGON, YOU HEARD? BLUE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON. You know you’re a badass son of a bitch when a scientist looks at you in all your 3 centimeter glory and straight up calls you a goddamn dragon. MOTHERFUCKING TITTY SPRINKLES, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL DEMON OF THE SEA.

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